Atlanta Hockey...so Hokey!
Oh, Atlanta is thinking about getting another hockey team? Precious. Because if there’s one thing the city is known for, it’s definitely its long, stable, totally-not-chaotic history with professional hockey franchises. I mean, who among us doesn’t fondly remember the Thrashers? Or the Flames before that? Atlanta has treated hockey teams like houseplants: buy them with enthusiasm, forget to water them, then act shocked when they die. But sure, let’s do Round Three. Third time’s the charm, right? And you just know what happens next. The moment Atlanta gets a hockey team again, the city’s going to look around and say, “Wow, this is fun. What other sports can we collect like Pokémon?” Because Atlanta loves a good sports identity crisis. They’ll get halfway through the first season, sell out a few games, and suddenly someone on the city council will stand up and say, “You know what we really need? A professional football team.” As if the Falcons don’t already exist. As if the NFL hasn...